Urban dictionary annoys me [link]
My last name is Mincer, and reading this pisses me off beyond no comprehendable amount.

Last time I remember anything on the subject, Mincer was one who Minces, a person like a butcher. When you think Minced meat, assume a butcher or one of that nature cut it. I liked my last name extremely much because being potentially related to a butchering ideal seems cool to me.

...explains all of the names I got called in middle school though, however I feel that people's diction then is about as bad as it is now.