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Zerg Field Guide, Chap1Welcome to the Zerg Swarm!
I'm the Overmind, and I'd like to tell you how happy I am to control- erm, guide (phew that was a close one) you towards glorious victory! This nifty field-guide to "Zerg Rushing" will tell you what exactly you must do to survive (unless your a Zergling, then your life is esteemated at about 1 to 5 minutes) on the vast battlefeilds of the Kopruloru Sector! This guide covers all things including:
Chapter 1: What are you, and what is your role in the Swarm?
Chapter 2: Who do you kill, who do you eat, and who do you lick?
Chapter 3: What is that bright red dot?
Chapter 4: Who are the Terrans?
Chapter 5: Who are t

Jackal- Prologue"Welcome to New Mombassa: The Great Retreat!"
The City was hardly the ideal location for a retreat. Between the constant cacaphony of gunfire, the stench of burning flesh and coagulating blood, and the various corpses of vehicles and men littering the already crowded streets that were once so full of life. It was in this plaza the Jackal took position, seated comfortably at about four stories up, in an office suite, he had the best shot on whoever decided to tempt fate by attempting to advance against the squad of elites and grunts he was supporting.
He shifted in the chair he had hijacked. It was pretty nice, for a chair, leather cooshi

Jackal- Chapter 1"How much do you think they paid this one to keep his mouth shut?"
"It's not important, what is important is that we extract as much information out of this one as we can. The Brutes are not ones to mess around when there are Sangheili to be killed."

He pryed his eyes open, which both ached in their sockets. A sticky warm liquid ran down the front of his face, while he attempted to stand up. It was to no avail, his legs wobbled in response, his arms numbly scratched at the floor. All of the energy he had earlier had obviously drained out, in the form of a tiny pool of blood. 'Great, I'm bleeding, can't see, let alone move, and there are two

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ENEMIES EVERYWHEREby ~RunawayDanish

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©2010-2013 ~RunawayDanish

Remember Mass Effect before it was like, a two disk game?
Where instead of enemies having 4 combat lines, they only had 3, which were uttered every four seconds?

Yeah. I wish I had a working flash thing, because gimp is fail :C

!KampferXeon Sep 3, 2012

This image may be simplistic, but it says it all.

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~BloodBandit May 2, 2012

_{Oh my god...so much win.}

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~PhantomDragoness Oct 2, 2010 Hobbyist Writer

"ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!"
"NO, REALLY?! SHOOT THEM DOWN YOU @#&$!!"

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~RunawayDanish Oct 2, 2010

Yeaiknorite

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~admiral-squee May 10, 2010

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

I'LL DESTROY YOU!

SHIELDS ARE DOWN!

DAMMIT, GARRUS, GET OUT OF MY SHOT!

Ah, memories.

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~RunawayDanish May 10, 2010

SCOPED AND DROPPED owait I missed Shepherd.

Ah Garrus.

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~admiral-squee May 10, 2010

Ah yes, "Garrus." We have dismissed that claim.

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~RunawayDanish May 10, 2010

Ah yes, the "finger quoting turian counsilor"

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~Nitro836 Mar 3, 2010

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

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~RunawayDanish Mar 3, 2010

GO GO GO!

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